I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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