She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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