Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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