They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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