he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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