Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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