Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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