the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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