I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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