she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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