the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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