If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I love black thongs
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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