My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Bring me that man meat
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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