Your favorite bartender is back from prision
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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