he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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