I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
