If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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