I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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