I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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