There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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