i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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