Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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