i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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