its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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