Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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