So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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