butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
