Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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