ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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