hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
a search helicopter?!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
sex in a hospital.. check
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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