Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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