Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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