it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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