2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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