I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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