Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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