Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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