I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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