This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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