You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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