How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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