Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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