Operation Purity has been aborted
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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