Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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