yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
These tits shall not be calmed
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