Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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