Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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