nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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