You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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