And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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