So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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