Just cropdusted the office
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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