let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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